They keep hiding new areas where I'm supposed to replace their placeholder stories with my own insights. Do they not know I picked this template because it was the most basic looking. Stop tucking bios from an australian based media company behind every button!

This is how I contact customer service, right?

There’s Nothing Here Yet

I don’t know anything about building a brand or establishing an online presence so I accidentally made the site live without any content. 

I spent two minutes trying to figure out how to take it down. Then I got bored. So it’s still up.

Cut me some slack. 

 

But come back later. It’ll be cooler then.

Hygiene Heroics