They keep hiding new areas where I'm supposed to replace their placeholder stories with my own insights. Do they not know I picked this template because it was the most basic looking. Stop tucking bios from an australian based media company behind every button!

This is how I contact customer service, right?

Hygiene Heroics

When shampoo day and shaving day line up, I feel very industrious, having already accomplished so much right at the onset of my day. I step out of the shower feeling like I could do anything.

But I've already done so much. I don't think I have the energy to do anything else today.

I mean, I had to stand up in that shower for a long time. Sometimes on one foot!

That sounds like a lot. Better not to go overboard the rest of the day.

I need to sit down. 

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